the party last night...

Willst what worldly possessions doust thou boast
tis but your thoughts "i love buttered toast"
hast thou done wrong in the eyes of thine lady
beatest thou on thine own ham it t'weren't too lazy

hast thine love seen not far for yonder
been in though blankest eyes one wonders
willst though not run over and there
if t'weren't for you tight purple underwear